“Around 11:15 p.m., officers responded to the 600 block of Seventh Avenue after a 41-year-old man called police to say he had been assaulted, said police spokeswoman Renee Witt. Officers arrived and found the impaled would-be ninja, Witt said.”
This guy doesn’t get the Darwin award……..he survived. Hopefully impaling his ass on a fence will give him pause to consider a new profession.
